How to lose credibility and create enemies!
By Prof (Dr.) J. Biden
10/16/2022
Creating enemies is an art in itself. This art cannot be practiced by those who believe in values, have integrity and cannot make other people’s lives miserable. For the rest (especially politicians), here is the overview:
1. Be utterly shameless in your dealings.
2. Political goals supersede everything else.
3. Lie big, the bigger the lie the better the prospect of it being believed.
4. Ignore facts to pursue the goal of your lies, i.e. to win in politics.
5. Never be burdened with morality, ethics or empathy.
6. Create a false personal narrative about your past. Be the hero, even as fiction.
7. Blame every issue on others, especially the citizens of your own country.
8. Force friendly nations to follow your dictates, even if it harms them.
9. Be belligerent in your speech. Remember, everyone is the enemy.
10. Insult and threaten those who you depend on for your career success when they refuse to help you. But before that; beg, grovel and kiss ass.
11. Refuse to believe in reality, even if it hits you in the face.
12. Insult your dead family member’s memory for political profit.
13. Cognitive deficiency can be beneficial. You cannot be prosecuted for what you cannot remember.
14. Always blame Putin. Or Trump. Or both. (It doesn’t matter who).
Have a great career. Remember, many are celebrated but very few are despised.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any person, dead or alive or otherwise is a pure coincidence.
